Just the mentioning of the Orcs of Azeroth is enough to strike fear in the hearts of your average World of Warcraft player. Known to the humans as a brutish race of green-skinned, muscular, and dull-witted warriors, orcs not only conquer all in their path, but consume entire societies by setting up camp everywhere they triumph.
Not content with simply stealing your lands and your homes, the dreaded orcish hordes now want to ruin your lifestyle by wrecking your marriage! A Scottish man, an avid World of Warcraft player, discovered this fiendish plot after acquiring a menacing statue of a fearsome orc warrior.
After nearly six years of sharing her home with the unwelcome monster, his wife laid down the law: keep the orc or keep me. Reluctantly choosing to remove the orc rather than face a lengthy battle in divorce court, the orc statue was removed, giving this couple their lives back. However, the always resilient orc has now set up camp in the home of an elderly couple, ready to repeat its destructive path on the relationships of the unsuspecting humans.
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January 31, 2010
#1
So what’s new about the Orcs?